Careful, Emma. With all this publicity, Tim could get pretty poplar in that neck of the woods.
This photo of a story from the UK junk tabloid Closer has been making the internet rounds, prompting many to speculate on Tim’s prowess compared to Groot’s . . .
Actually, Closer does go so far as to (allegedly) get a clinical psychologist to say that Ms. McCabe has “condition known as dendrophilia.” Dr. Mark Griffiths, Chartered Psychologist and Professor of Gambling Studies at the Nottingham Trent University, has posted A Beginner’s Guide to Dendrophilia which discusses how the term dendrophilia “has now been adopted by some in the sexology field to refer to those who have a fetishistic or paraphilic interest in trees.”
So it is a thing. Huh.
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Posted by Joshua on March 23, 2015 at 11:49 pm
Cucumbers can’t hold you tight at night when you’re cold, cucumbers won’t come home and ask you how your day was